“u don’t know my alphabet” is changing my brain chemistry as we speak i will start saying that every time someone wants me to label my sexuality despite me saying i don’t fw that
this single interaction is altering my worldview. i thought i was alone
not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl… what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that’s beautiful. there’s some good in this world mister frodo and it’s worth fighting for
I’m sorry, I’m losing my mind over this interaction.
Like.
Pov: You’re a homophobe on the internet trying to start shit and you immediately go to someone’s profile to attack their appearance only to find that they’re actually kinda hot like holy fuck holy shit what the fuck
“Man your so gay I can tell by your (eyes pop out like a cartoon) wa-wa-wa-waist”
That he/they leftist waist got conservatives acting unwise
it’s really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see…like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.
this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can’t fool her!! she’s always watching me and she shouldn’t have this much knowledge!!!
I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I’ll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it’s probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I’ll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??
the absolutely wild implication of this, that god was previously playing fast and loose with his own acts of good and evil but then had to start being considerate about what he was doing because now mankind is watching and we know.
God’s worst mistake was opening our eyes and mouths, for now we can turn to him and name his sins
